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Comment-Ception: Who's That Girl? She's Really Pretty!
Comment-ception is back! If you haven't read my article decoding female K-Pop idols' hairstyles, you should probably spend your time looking at that, being that I spent a long time trying to analyze female hairstyles because there are just so many idols to pay attention to and to put in one group according to individual concept.
Regardless, I saw a comment on that article by a person named Carly questioning the gif located to the left of this text, the comment asking this:
who's the girl in the long length gif?? she's really pretty!
First off, Carly, in my house, you fucking capitalize the beginning of your sentences. Second off, Carly, the girl in the gif, as noted already in a reply to your comment is none other than Crayon Pop's fabulous Ellin, a girl who has been kind of cockblocked by Crayon Pop and their agency, Chrome Entertainment, though she's hands-down the prettiest in the group.
But because I was so happy that someone finally took an interest in this beautiful little thing, I just thought that I might as well have an article just dedicated to how glorious this creature is, Ellin, being by bae (before anyone else) of the week (Sorry, Girls' Generation's Tiffany, it's not you, it's... wait, no, it is you) and deserving a whole article just surrounding her.
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| To Carly as well as anyone else interested in beautiful people |
Her birth name is Kim Min Young, she's 24 years old and I'm not going to lie, she's not exactly in the group because she's extremely talented... but I won't hold that against her. I'm also not going to lie again and pretend I know a lot about her. I really don't except that she's pretty... and she cusses a lot (thanks, Google!). However, since I'm not going to let that penalize me, here's some gifs of Ellin:
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| "I gotta go poop" |
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| "yes, it hurts" |
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| "if it hurts, it's a hard poop" |
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| This girl thinks she's slick |
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| it's like she's checking the elasticity of someone's balls by yanking at them |
You already know if I make an article about just one single person, that person is really special since I haven't done this with anyone... not even my bias Bang Yong Guk or Tiffany or Park Bom so you should check her out. Long live, queen Ellin.
Creyawn Pawp's Way iz a betch!!11 Shee pooshed Sawnny!!1
Well, well, well. I always knew Crayon Pop was no good. Plagiarizing concepts, being ilbe bugs, climbing their way to the top with Bar, Bar, Bar which is just alien code for 666... and now, one of the members pushing Girls' Generation's Sunny in the back? How monstrous!...if it actually did happen. Apparently, Crayon Pop is swept into yet another scandal, this time, with their sunbaes Girls' Generation in which one of the members, Way, was accused of pushing Sunny in the back then posing for the camera like the devilish little fiend she is... or at least what people who are almost legally blind think that she is just because of unfortunate timing.Don't believe me? Watch the video clip that the director should be taken some blame for since the quality obviously sucks for yourself, where clearly Tiffany pulls Sunny a little bit closer since she's blocking the Crayon Pop girls (hence why both Sunny and Tiffany move up), Yoona looks back at around 0:08 in a direction that looks like it's towards Way as a result of the push, but if you have logical thinking, would obviously know that Yoona would have to back up a little bit more in order to see Way clearly and was probably just looking in that direction as a result of the Tiffany-Sunny pull, the pushee, Sunny doesn't even flinch or look back at the pusher and Way moves her hand up to her face which were previously down because obviously, if you want to make aegyo-filled peace signs by your face you have to first move your hands up towards your face.
Found this comment on the Youtube video:
ernie syazana
6 hours ago
Clown and goddess .Pshh. crayon pop even if you dont push .you have no rights to stand near our girls
Chrome Entertainment has already spoke up about it however, of course, an entertainment company is always going to defend their money maker in the midst of conflict therefore, I feel like since Sunny now is connected to fans through social networking, she, or SM Entertainment, should clear up it up as soon as possible in order to get this behind netizens.
What's your take on the scandal? Did Crayon Pop's Way push the fuck out of Sunny or was Way just at the wrong place at the wrong time and is innocent?
Vote here.
Rant: K-Pop Fans are Stupid Fucks - Crayon Pop & PSY in America
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| Why you hatin'? |
and forcibly add in the first Korean to break into the American market who I respect completely and am not as ignorant as the newer fangirls who don't even know K-history prior to Gee and think Girls' Generation, 2NE1 and all the fucktard idols are still as relevant as they were a few years ago, PSY. So I'm going to hand it to you--literally:
Here's some jelly cause you are what you eat, my good sir.
All your plastic unnirs and untalented oppars couldn't make it to the American market singing their shitty, autotuned English songs whereas these six people did, keeping their own style, not changing for "America" nor expecting attention from them and keeping even some remnants of their culture by singing in at least 95% Korean... no, the shitly (I made a new word) pronounced Engrish does not count as English so grab a chair and take a fucking seat. So what Crayon Pop didn't sing? If your biases have sung all of their performances, no lip-syncing involved, throw the first stone.
Oh?
None?
I thought so.
What's funny is that EXOtics are pissed that Growl lost to Bar, Bar, Bar and wondering
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| Cannibalism cannot help you become relevant, BoA |
However, how many funny videos do you see on a daily basis? Really? We see plain Jane, celebrity pose for camera, does some other shit like drive or walk but never really does much else in all types of music so seeing this? Cool. Not to mention, both didn't become something their not and English'ed it up or provided unintelligible raps by untalented and brainless shitfucks nor grabbed the first irrelevant black guy, tied their name together when speaking for an interview and expected all to go swell. In fact, they didn't expect anything except just to comeback and possibly get a few more fans.
Lastly, this is more on PSY's behalf, but I can't stand when people say PSY did nothing for K-Pop. For. Fucks. Sake. Of course not. First, he's not even a K-Pop artist so what the exact fuck are you expecting? Second, when a foreign artist from a different country gets into the American market, not every artist from the same country gets in. Adele got in but I would have never known Little Mix if they didn't advance themselves. Shakira got in but I still have yet to know another Columbian artist. And for fucks sake, who the hell was Carly Rae Japsen prior to her OWN doing with Call Me Maybe even though Justin Bieber came here? Stop expecting every untalented K-Pop artist come here with one viral person. If I didn't know K-Pop, I wouldn't give a damn about any 9 member girl group or seven guys who 2 can dance really well but most can't sing if their lives depended on it and only PSY would be on my mind when associating with Korea. PSY actually helped Korea and apparently, tourism increased post-Gangnam Style so stop deluding yourselves that K-Pop is the ony thing that matters. As I have said time and time again, your love between you and oppar is one-sided.
To conclude, I had to vent my frustrations with this whole Crayon PSY/PSYCrayon shit since most people are ungrateful little fucks and don't understand life beyond 'chocolate photoshopped abs' and unnirs plastic nose.
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