Posted by : KPopRanter December 21, 2012
Recently, SM Entertainment just released the teaser photos for Girls' Generation's much anticipated comeback, I Got a Boy... and after looking at all of them, I have to say with full honesty, they are just hideous.
Seohyun was the shocking teaser photo of all. Being that Seohyun is the maknae and even follows the persona of "Angel" and "Seobaby", her coming out with shorts that barely cover up her crotch when has rarely done that before was astonishing. I also can't make out the purpose what that idiotic pink thing resembling a jacket she's holding.
Taeyeon is probably second in line for most hideous, after Sunny. Her hair seems to be the one that G-Dragon wore in which everyone hated in the Monster music video. She looks like a little Dutch/Russian who got lost in the woods... the fur hanging on the wall proving my point. The denim jacket without visible pants doesn't even match her either. This is just all kinds of wrong.
Sunny's is the worst teaser out of them all. She looks like a pre-pubescent however overgrown little boy who was lost by his mom in Psycho City... the unicorn is just unable explainable as is. Her outfit and hair is just all kinds of wrong, the hideous colors not even salvaging the horrible tragedy that happened to her.
Jessica looks like HyunA 2.0... her borrowing HyunA's push-up bra and weird colored clothing. Her Mickey Mouse jacket as well as the chair that looks like it was puked on shows to me that she had a wild and irreversible night last night.
Yoona actually is probably my favorite... the colors in the picture actually complimenting her. Her colored-lenses are an iffy for me, I don't like them however I don't hate them, but her outfit is definitely a no-go.
Tiffany would look amazing if it wasn't for the Girls' Generation stylist being biased to short and ugly hair. I honestly don't know what the stylist was trying to do when they put the wig on... it ruined her completely. Her outfit isn't that bad... yet, I also don't get the pink jacket she's wearing and her corset.
Yuri looks somewhat decent... but I would bet my life-savings that she is either drunk, high or constipated judging by the look on her face. The what seems to be a red jacket on her shoulders is just unneeded and necessary, her jewelry looks like SM Entertainment ran out of ideas and money therefore ran to the 99 cent store and bought anything they could. I don't know if that's hair or feathers on her left, but it looks stupid.
Though Hyoyeon's is all kinds of crazy, I still enjoy it. Her hair color actually suits her and her push-up bra isn't as redundant as Jessica's. I still have to note the huge horse in the back is just stupid.
Sooyoung is my favorite after Yoona, the colors actually showing correlation (in which the other teasers do not) and it not having random elements like unicorns, puke-filled chairs and horses to accompany her. However, I don't like looking at her in shorts that barely cover her vajayjay, ripped tights and a bra. And her facial expression is an iffy-iffy for me, I can't say I love it however I can't say I hate it.
And last but not least, the group photo. Tiffany looks like 2NE1's Park Bom... her hair not suiting her at all. Hyoyeon's facial expression is just hard to look at and barely bearable, Taeyeon's whole existence not even bearable at all. Seohyun looks like she got lost while smoking weed and Jessica just looks out of place... Yoona, Sooyoung and Yuri being the only decent ones in the whole picture and salvaging the rest of the group from what seems to be the unknown consequence of smoking marijuana.
In conclusion, I liked only 4 and a half of the 10 teasers (Tiffany's hair is the only reason I don't like her teaser) and I'm honestly not looking forward for the rest of the images they are releasing. I dislike how they're ruining the image of Girls' Generation and I hope after this comeback, SM Entertainment realizes the wrong they have did and gradually goes back to at least Hoot/Run Devil Run days. Though many SONEs will eat up basically anything SM Entertainment throws out at them and will disagree with the accusations that Girls' Generation is slowly maturing however in a negative way, it can be inferred that (being that Gee and Tell Me Your Wish was unarguably SNSD's peak in their career), they will slowly however surely reach the same fate that 1st generation idol groups have faced as well as Super Junior is facing right now. Disbandment. Especially now after witnessing the negative reactions from SONEs after The Boys, if Girls' Generation actually is preparing to finally cross-over to the "dark side" they (SONEs and Girls' Generation themselves) should be prepared for it.
Also, R.I.P unicorn.
What are your thoughts and opinions of the teasers?