Posted by : KPopRanter November 25, 2013


Ready to give thanks during this Thanksgiving week? For five days, K-Pop Ranter is releasing an article giving thanks to just some part of K-Pop. Today, is giving thanks to the people who just made this year even more fun with their numerous sex or dating scandals similar to the American pop/country/I'm really confused what she is star, Taylor Swift. Read on to find out who made our list!

Disclaimer: This is made for comical purposes... and somewhat serious purposes.


Need a water bottle to quench her thirst
We Are Never, Ever Ever... Getting Back Together~

The apparent town bus that has dated everyone including B2ST's Junhyung, the constantly declined but constantly popping up, Lee Soo Hyuk, an unnamed guy she broke up with and sang through clenched teeth for in Damaged Lady and probably even your grandfather and Aunt Jemima is the one and only, Goo Hara. This girl who, as implied by articles, goes through a cycle of dating, dumping then dating again and mercilessly broke up with her ex Junhyung, their schedules colliding and her, apparently being too much of a bitch and a cruel-hearted person to let the sensitive, weak and heartbroken oppar stay. Let's face it, her vagina's probably wider than the Grand Canyon especially on the days she's getting a heavy flow and Goo Hara has claimed both the title of Nation's Taylor Swift and Nation's Watter Bottle thrower.



Seungri Swift gettin' busy

I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In~
Let's talk about me. Let's talk about you. Let's talk about love. Let's talk about Seungri's sex life. Sure, this is quite unconventional. Big Bang's Seungri isn't a girl. But he definitely has the qualities to match him up as the second biggest Nation's Taylor Swift. Not only did he have rough gorilla sex with a random Japanese slut during one of his numerous stays in Japan, but he also admitted it on live Korean television, not being ashamed of his towel throwing, bitch choking glory days. Right on, Seungchan. Right on.




Ain't ashamed of nothin. You go, IU
I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22!~
Ah.. new love. As clean as an ape's ass yet perspiring back in the fresh afternoon in a dorm. As soft as a new, gifted pink linen piece nestled aimlessly on top of a woman's bare and non-existent chest as she plans to take a memory of a scandalous act. As glistening and magnificent as her phone screen as she takes a picture of the guy she just fucked--are you catching on yet? This Nation's Taylor Swift is none other than ex-Nation's little sister, IU. Hitting high with her newest song, the Red Shoes, and taking advice from Seungri, IU admitted to her scandal without LOEN or SM Entertainment's idiotic comments about it. Though she's not that much of a Taylor Swift level which is why she's number last, it's still relevant to put her on the list and I have no one else to put so shut up and take my money.

Stay tuned for day 2 of our Giving Thanks week... it might make you hungry.

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